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10月8日

Woe Woe and Thrice Woe

 
Very disappointed today Disappointedas I was all set to black the bottom of the boat - been up to B&Q and stocked up on rollers, brushes, etc., bought myself a boilersuit (sexy!) and even made the sodding sandwiches - when I got a text from Bruce saying it would not be back from repair for another TWO WEEKS!!
 
*sticks head in oven and screams*
 
What the hell????Confused Why was I told it would be this week???Eye-rolling
 
I turned down a week's work yesterday because of this. If I don't work I don't get paid. And I need all the money I can lay my hands on to pay for all these repairs Baring teeth
 
Shall I laugh or cry?
 
Crying
 
 
 
10月5日

RYA 2-day Helmsman Course (Canals and Rivers)


Well, I passed and will therefore be certificated! I thought maybe everyone passed, but apparently people have failed.

I arrived at 9am precisely, having got hopelessly lost when I took the M40 instead of the M42/M6 to Rugby.  I managed to right myself in Coventry, but more by luck than judgment.  If this course has taught me anything, it is that I need to buy myself a SatNav and sooner rather than later.

On arrival I was introduced to the instructor, Andy, and my fellow pupils Erica and Mike.  We were then given some basic theory instruction, and then taken onto the narrowboat.  Luckily Erica, who had hired holiday boats in the past, volunteered to go first which was a relief as the moorings were very crowded and I'm not sure I could've got away without hitting something.  We then took it in turns to get used to steering with the tiller (I was oversteering considerably at first, and kept turning the tiller the wrong way), and practiced various manoeuvres such as turning in a winding hole, springing off and coming in to the bank and, as soon as we had reasonable control of the boat, locks.

I was pleased to find that the knots I learned as a climber came back to me reasonably quickly, and  I learned a few more including the lighterman's (or canalman's) hitch and the OXO knot.

By the end of the day I was much more confident, although I'm glad I'll be taking delivery of my boat during the winter when I can get lots of practice in whilst there are no holidaymakers in the way!

As the light began to fade I realised I should've brought my driving specs with me, as the end of the boat got fuzzier and further away!

We arrived back at the marina where Erica and I unloaded our gear and Andy and Mike set off for the Mill.  Erica and I, at Andy's expense, took ourselves off to a local pub for a very good dinner (I had lasagna, chips and salad).  Afterwards we did some revision then retired exhausted (Erica in the fixed double, me in the made up double which was hard as the floor).  I didn't sleep too badly considering there were spiders about - I'm ordering some battery operated spider repellers for my boat!

In the morning the boat was not as cold and damp as I'd feared, despite the fact that the radiators did not appear to be on.  Erica and I tucked into breakfast (bacon sarnie in my case) before leaving for the Mill. We hadn't been advised the whole course wasn't in Rugby, and it was a good job I had my car  as Erica had come on the train.  Lucky for me she was there to navigate as our destination was in Northants (practically in Bedfordshire) and the route was quite complicated.  Despite her help, we still got lost and were therefore about half an hour late.

On arrival at the Mill we were given some theory on rivers (we would be cruising on the River Neme) and the different problems we would encounter.  Then we were led out to a cruiser which was covered in spiders.  Despite the constant fear and crawly feeling I found the cruiser very easy to drive, the only problem being that it was difficult to steer, operate the throttle and find the gears with my feet, all at the same time.  Nevertheless I soon picked it up.

We soon encountered our first guillotine lock.  These are fine when hydraulic, but not so much fun when manually operated.  The manual variety is controlled with a wheel and I think it took about 120 revolutions to raise or lower it.  This, combined with the usual v-gate arrangement, is completely exhausting.  Luckily I won't be encountering any of these in the Midlands!

We finished earlier than expected, and then I drove Erica back to Rugby and on up the M6 to home, all in all about 93 miles.

The course was great fun and Erica, Mike and Andy were great company and I hope we will keep in touch. 

I would certainly recommend Willow Wren for their training courses (they also provide boats for hire) and also, if you're looking for somewhere to stay,  The Old Watermill - the building and decor is outstanding, and Andy's partner is a great cook if her cakes are anything to go by!  You couldn't meet a nicer couple.


9月28日

Work commences

Well, the boat's gone off to have it's bottom replated, and I think Bruce took some photos of it being loaded on to the lorry, so I'll see if I can get copies.

I heard on the local radio that there was an 'unusual load' causing problems on the M5, and wondered if it could be all my fault!

It all seems so daunting I can't bear to think about it at the moment. Coming on top of my contract at the Uni ending, which leaves me technically unemployed, it's all a bit unnerving.

I doubt I'll be working next week, but hopefully the temp agency will come up trumps for the week after.  I should hear from the solicitors about the job I applied for by then.  I think they liked me, but whether they can afford me is another matter.

Still, I'm seeing my counsellor on Monday (I'm having ongoing cognitive behavioural therapy for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, but that's another story), and I expect the two day RYA Helmsman course (canals and rivers) will keep my mind off things on Tuesday and Wednesday.


9月25日

No news is good news?


I'm still waiting for confirmation of mooring situation and news of progress on boat.  I've been offered a second interview for the Civil Litigation PA job I applied for, which is located nearer the mooring I was hoping for, but which will be a nightmare to get to from where I'm currently living or if I have to settle for a mooring in central Birmingham. 

I was hoping to be moving in next weekend, and the boat's not even back in the water yet.

It's all too much pressure now and I'm finding it very hard to concentrate on anything or sleep.

I just wish I could win the lottery, buy a brand new  boat with a marina mooring, give up work forever, and get this one done up and give it to my sister.  Some hope of that - I'll have to buy a ticket first!

At work today they bought me a cake and a leaving present (a book on the history of narrowboats).  It's just a shame that I couldn't take up their offer of a full time job.

Never mind, look on the bright side - at least I have a home of sorts and there is no pressure on me to move out.


9月20日

The deposit is paid

Well that's it, I'm committed now!  Paid over ten grand last night, subject to a few conditions.

However, one thing is worrying me.  The terms of the mortgage insist on a residential mooring agreement, and although I was told the  boat had a residential mooring it turns out it is a BW longterm mooring.

Although BW do not seem to have a problem with liveaboards on these moorings, provided they are well behaved and discreet, I am now worried that the mortgage company may not accept it.

What to do?

It's a bit late in the day to be looking for residential moorings, which are rarer than hens' teeth.
I'm thinking perhaps I should get a bank loan rather than the mortgage, then I can moor where I darn well please.

On a brighter note, the vinyl transfers with wrens on that I won on Ebay came yesterday.  They are very pretty, and I'm very pleased with them.

The catalogue arrived from the boat name decal company; they do stencils as well as vinyl transfers.  I'm wondering if a stencil might be a better investment, seeing as the boat will have to be repainted regularly.

Hmmmm.
9月19日

Pets Overboard!


I've just been looking on the internet for doggy life jackets.  My border collie Flossie is at least 12 years old (not sure exactly because she came from a rescue centre) and is getting a bit blind and deaf.  I therefore think it would be prudent to protect her should she walk off the side, even though she can swim, because there's always a chance she might bang her head on the way down or wear herself out trying to climb out of the water.

I've found the K-9 Float Jacket, which costs about £40.  It's quite smart too!

She should be ok with it as she quite likes dressing up.  If I want to calm her in a thunderstorm or when there are fireworks going off, I wrap a huge elastic bandage around her chest and over her back and it works a treat.  So having the jacket on will probably feel comforting to her.

Or else she will sulk big time and try to wriggle out of it. We shall see.

My only concern with Widget the Mothslayer is that she curls up and goes to sleep on someone else's boat which then ends up miles away.  She is far too smart to get wet, I think, but I may invest in a landing net just in case.  She'll still be far safer on board than she is presently amidst all the traffic.




9月18日

What's in a name?


There is no way I can live with the current name of the boat. I'm sure that 'Lilo Lil' is certain to attract unwelcome attention from locals who assume from the name that I am a lady of loose morals. I certainly do not wish to find a queue down the towpath every night after the pubs shut!

My father has forbidden me to call her 'Far Corfe' which, I thought, was in keeping with the traditional 'roses and castles' theme.

So I'm calling her Songbird.  I'm a singer, and a bird.  What could be more appropriate?

I have researched boat renaming on the 'net and found a very fine ceremony to perform which includes an invocation to Poseidon (whom I hope is now recovered from his Adventure) and an address to the Gods of the Winds.  Unfortunately, this ceremony does involve slopping quite a lot of Champagne about, but I intend to be as economical as possible here as it does seem an awful waste of good bubbly.  On my budget it will probably be supermarket Cava in any case.

I have discovered that it is most important to expunge all traces of the name from the boat and its documentation, so as not to incur the wrath of the Gods and the most devilish bad luck.

Although you'd think I'd had all the bad luck up front really, wouldn't you?
9月17日

Survey - The Sequel

 
Returned from work to find the written survey, and it makes grim reading.  There is a list of eight things that need attention before the boat even gets a safety certificate.  Surprised
 
It seems that the interior was fitted badly and all the tongue and groove will eventually need to come out, the linings replaced, and put back together again.  It could all just fall down if left too long. Disappointed
 
The worst of the corrosion will be dealt with by the rebottoming, but the sides will need painting and henceforth annually to keep it at bay.
 
The steel forward doors need refitting, thanks to pikey scum.
 
The electric cabling is too small.
 
The engine compartment needs cleaning and repainting.
 
The window frames could do with replacing, sooner rather than later.
 
The forward edge of the skeg needs chamfering - don't ask me Confused
 
An inspection hatch needs cutting into the floor to give access to monitor any water lying beneath, forward of the aft cabin bulkhead.
 
There are also many other things that need doing, many of which I might be able to tackle myself.
 
As it stands the boat is valued at a third of what I agreed to pay for it.  However, the surveyor reckons that if the recommended work is done it could be worth up to £20,000 more than the price agreed.
 
So, having given it considerable thought, and after discussion with the vendor, I'm going ahead. A lot of the problems are the result of the break-in and therefore covered by the insurance policy.  The vendor and I are having a meeting whereby we will discuss who is paying for what, then I will list all the things I am prepared to pay for and get a quote from the boatyard.  I might as well get what I can afford done whilst it's out of the water.
 
Luckily I know three carpenters and an electrician, and my sister is very good at DIY.  She has already agreed to go in and clean it for me, a job which entails spider removal (both dead and alive), which is something I'm not good at.  But I'm not afraid of hard work, and I think that without too much expenditure I could turn it into a nice little boat. 
 
Additionally, if I do opt for a refit (possibly a section at a time as it's an expensive business, especially on such a large boat) I could then do it more or less to my design.
 
I'm either doing something really stupid, or really clever.  Time will tell.  Eye-rolling
 
 
 

Progress report


This blog is a record of my new life, living on a narrowboat In Warwickshire. 

I'm buying the boat from a friend of a friend.  Like me, she's seen better days.

Unfortunately, the boat was broken into a couple of weeks ago; they took the cooker, the new fridge, the toilet and spare cassette, and a drawer full of cutlery, amongst other things.  Luckily the only damage was where they ripped the plumbing out removing the bath, which they couldn't get through the door.

The survey's done and I'm over the shock and the boat is getting a new bottom (the vendor's paying), I'm also paying for the skirt to be replaced whilst it's out the water.

The mortgage application is approved but I need to submit a copy of the mooring agreement, survey and insurance policy.

I'm now £1700 over budget and I still need to get the painting done and the name changed.

I need to get a licence and re-register her as Songbird as she's currently called Lilo Lil.

The boat will also need a Safety Certificate once the insurers have replaced the items stolen by PIKEY SCUM and repaired the damage they did ripping the bath out.  Bastards.

I also need to buy a duvet as I ditched mine when I moved, and I have a long wish-list of things which will have to wait a while.

I'll probably be moving as soon as the boat's back in the water, in case the PIKEY SCUM returns to steal the replacement appliances and have another go at the bath.  My dog will be waiting, and she loves to eat pikey.

This is turning out to be a whole lot more troublesome than I'd anticipated.

Why didn't I just rent a flat like any normal person?

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