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4月15日 This is the sound of me banging my head on the wallBoatyard: We're having problems putting the laminate flooring back.
Me: Why's that then?
Boatyard: It's sort of difficult, it's bent out of shape.
Me: Warped?
Boatyard: Sort of. Yes. We were wondering if you would like carpet tiles instead.
Me: Er, mud, water, dog, cat - duh! I don't think so.
Boatyard: Oh.
Me: I want to mop and sweep. I don't want to vaccuum.
Boatyard: Oh.
Me: Perhaps I might accept those padded lino tiles if there was no alternative.
Boatyard: Well, yes you could buy them and we'll fit them for you.
Me: Hang on, it's not my boat yet, I'll have to discuss it with Bruce.
Boatyard: Oh, Bruce said to talk to you.
Me: Right. Did he now?
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